Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: He pulled a muscle Q: Did you hear about the carrot detective?
A: a Roman Catholic Q: Did you hear about the crab that went to the seafood disco?
" A: "You can't tuna fish." Q: What do you call a pile of kittens A: a meowntain Q: What do you call a baby monkey? Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato? Q: What do you call a boy who finally stood up to the bullies?
A: An Investigator Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Q: What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly? Q: What stays in the corner and travels all over the world? Q: What do you call a man with no body and just a nose?
A: They eat whatever bugs them Q: What is brown and has a head and a tail but no legs?
A: LMAYO Q: What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?
" A: "With a bee bee gun." Q: How do you drown a Hipster?
Q: What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has a million letters in it?
A: A waist of time Q: What did the blanket say to the bed?
Q: What do you call a computer floating in the ocean?