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Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. Have faith.” ― Greg Behrendt, “The best men tell you the truth because they think you can take it; the worst men either try to preserve you in some innocent state with their false protection, or are ‘brutally honest.’ When someone tells, lets you think for yourself, experience your own emotions, he is treating you as a true equal, a friend…And the best men cook for you.” ― Whitney Otto, “Distinguish yourself [...] in an age where girls often make themselves too available to boys, by making him work a little for your attention.

He'll think he's won a prize when he gets it, and he'll work that much harder to keep it.

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If he’s choosing not to make a simple effort that would put you at ease and bring harmony to a recurring fight, then he doesn’t respect your feelings and needs.

“Busy” is another word for “asshole.” “Asshole” is another word for the guy you’re dating.

Alder tags: attitude, be-positive, choices, confidence, consequences, dating-advice, emotions, empowering-women, feelings, frustration, love, mental-disorders, relationships, relationships-101, rise-above-it, self-esteem, self-respect, self-worth, stability, stable, stayingpositiveu-com, unrequited-love, unstability, weakness “I’ve said over and over again jokingly that the only way a woman can truly be completely satisfied is to get herself four different men—an old one, an ugly one, a Mandingo, and a gayguy.

Well, I can tell you from years of experience that you're not alone, and you're not as lost as you might feel.

I felt myself blaming them for my situation, even though I knew they weren't the problem.

It was very tempting to give up and just write women off completely. If there were things other guys were doing that could get women interested in them, I could figure out what that was, and then learn it and use it myself. The truth is that once you do figure out the method they're using (and I eventually did), it's simple.You deserve a fcking phone call.” ― Greg Behrendt “If a girl starts out all casual with a guy and she doesn't tell him that she wants a relationship, it will never become a relationship. I know you can crave companionship and sex and love so badly that it physically hurts.If you give the guy the impression that casual is okay with you, that's all he'll ever want. If he gets scared and runs away, he wasn't right for you.” ― Susane Colasanti, “Let’s start with this statistic: You are delicious. But I truly believe that the only way you can find out that there’s something better out there is to first believe there’s something better out there. ” ― Greg Behrendt, “All I'm telling you to do is to be smart about it.When you feel like you're not as good as other guys are with women, it hits you right in the middle of who you are as a man.A few years back, I had what you might call a crisis.“If he’s not calling you, it’s because you are not on his mind.